Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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