Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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