ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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