Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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