he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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