When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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