Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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