god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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