how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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