he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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