He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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