just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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