This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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