I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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