White coat. Heels.
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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