what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think people are normalizing furries
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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