Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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