Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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