Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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