no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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