yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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