this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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