I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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