Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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