Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Houston, we have a blender
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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