You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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