he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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