im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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