a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize
