Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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