Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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