then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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