friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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