he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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