similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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