what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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