He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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