So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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