3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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