Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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