he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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