I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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