The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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