I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to