absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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