no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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