you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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