HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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