Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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