Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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