I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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