we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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