She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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