i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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