I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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